June 24, 2001


Hello, I am Ree Porter, the host and main reporter of PowerNews. I give the news roughly every week with a double dose of information and class. If you ever want to know the correct information about all the top stories you only need to point to me and I will tell you to watch the news. If you tell me you want to know more about our news, I will tell you to watch the news, and if you ask me my favorite color is, I will tell you to watch the news (although most of you numbskulls will never figure out it is red no matter how much you watch). Well... despite how informative our news is, it is still fun to watch. So what are you waiting for!? Watch the PowerNews, the best news on the net.

- Ree Porter